Is that Alex Mack? By George, I think it is!
Awwww, Don’s taking Sally to her first concert… The Beatles. At Shea Stadium. He’s threatening to wear earplugs.
Don Draper, your blood must be 80 percent proof, what is all this fitness jazz?
people who ship peggy and don completely miss the point of their relationship
Everyone! Come look at this tiny man!
Mrs. Blankenship is the best secretary ever.
Confession: I turn down the sound on things when people start making an ass of themselves. Take Don Draper and his drunken Life Cereal pitch here- when this guy makes you feel embarrassed for his sake, it’s time to turn down the sound.
Does anyone else do this? Or is it just me?
|(Joyce makes a move on Peggy)|
|Peggy:||Hey! I have a boyfriend!|
|Joyce (shrugs):||He doesn't own your vagina.|
|Peggy:||No, but he's renting it.|
Peggy’s new friend, Joyce, just used the word swellegant. I’m pretty sure I made up this word when I was 10… Did my word travel back in time to the 60s? Or have I subconsciously always known it? What is true any more? My life is in shambles.
Omigod, you guys got a conference table! How official we all are now.
Moriarty just grabbed his steak off his plate, slapped it to his crotch and proclaimed he had a “big Texas belt buckle”…I heartily approve of this new friendship, Don.
|Moriarty (reading movie listings):||The Umbrellas of Cherbourg.|
|Don (filling the flask):||...Catherine Deneuve...|
|Moriarty:||Apparently, it's for all the young lovers in the world...|
|(Cut to enormous turtle breathing fire and wreaking havoc and shit)|
|Moriarty:||This movie's very good!|
|Don (passes him the flask):||You know what's going on here, don't you? ...hand jobs.|
|Moriarty (looks around astonished):||Is that right?!|
|Lady in the theater:||Shh.|
|Moriarty:||What percentage do you think?|
|Lady:||Do you mind?!|
|Moriarty:||(speaks mock Japanese and gestures to the screen) MONSTER!|
|(Don and Moriarty giggle like school children)|